catching up...

im sure i have a lot more funnies than this- but it has been such a long time since i added things to this blog- i figured i might as well try! i keep a running list on my phone (when i remember) of some good old funnies... so here goes!

SUPER old, and slowly getting newer...

(prob 2 years ago, ethan, 3). This morning, ethan woke me up by trying to give me a cinderella book.
      ETHAN- "mommy! i dot a book de you!"(translation- i got a book for you!)
    ME- "its ok, ethan, i''m sleeping, so you can read it!"
   ETHAN- "but mommy,- da pincess on the book is bootyful! booytful like you! i dot a book de you, cause you aw bootyful too!" (translation- but mommy, the princess on the book is beautful, like you! i got the book for you, cause you are beautiful too!"
  Then he kisses my hand, and said "i yub you mommy!"  
    no translation necessary. be still my heart!

ME- (4 months-ish post kinzlee, frustrated with baby weight)- " Im so tired of having nothing to wear. Im so fat!"
Chris whispers to rylan
RYLAN- "mommy! youre not fat."
ME- " oh thanks Rylan! did daddy tell you to say that?
RYLAN- "yes. but your legs are fat..."

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Driving in the car. looking at a funny picture on my phone. Caden (4) asked to see it. I told him I would show it to him when we got home, but then showed it to him really quick in the car. Caden then accuses me of 'tricking' him because i showed it to him before we got home. i told him that i could still show it to him when we got home and he could see it again.
  CADEN- "ok mommy. but next time? dont be so rude about it!"
         HUH???

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  RYLAN (4)- That lady's is gonna have a baby soon.
ME- " which lady?"
RYLAN- "see that lady in the red shirt with the big belly? its called a pouch. its for babies." :)

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CADEN- "mommy! you warmed me up, and FREAKED me out!"

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Caden told his first joke (5)
    CADEN- "mom, ive got a joke for you! what is the sky pees and poops?"
    ME- "I dont know? what?"
    CADEN- "then its gonna land on people and poop and pee on them!! Then laughs uncontrollably.

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RYLAN- "mommy- im never gonna tell mean things at you right now."
ME- "why?"
RYLAN- " Because you got me frozen yogurt."

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ME- "What makes daddy the best daddy in the whole world?"
CADEN - " because he keeps us safe. if a bad guy came at us, im sure daddy would run out to him and punch him in the face!"
RYLAN- "because he does fun things to make us happy, like go to the pool."
ETHAN- "because he karate chops the trash cans when there are bad guys in them!" huh???

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SUMMER 2014- del mar fair, at the Lifehouse concert. Singing "I am restless, looking for you". Rylan keeps asking, "where is restess? He's looking for him! and he starts wandering through the bleachers looking for him. it was the cutest thing. Then he asks me if I can take him down to see the guy (lead singer).
ME- " im sorry rylan, we cant. you need a ticket to go down there."
RYLAN- "Oh. and we used all our tickets on the rides, huh." :(

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CADEN- 5. Hasnt seen grammy in a while since they moved to utah. " When i die, i get to see grammy again, right?"
ME- "of course- youll see grammy in heaven!"
CADEN- " well then i cant wait to die!"
ME- "Why would you want to die???"
CADEN- "Because i REALLY want to see my grammy!"